Playlist 與渣男分手後必聽歌單 Olivia Rodrigo篇

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嗨!莓嬸又來了,最近身邊好友露失戀,跟我聊到分手後聽情歌,想到這話題就想跟你們分享我的分手後歌單。

今天想分享給你們Olivia Rodrigo的歌,Olivia與Joshua的抓馬真的也是大家有目共睹,同為迪士尼演員的兩小無猜,在男方”疑似“腳踏兩條船落幕,兩個女孩(Olivia&Sabrina)瘋狂寫歌狂尬,雖然Joshua也寫了歌反擊,但音源成績真的也看出來大眾對誰買單了,就不說白,不說白了哈哈哈,大家自己心神領會😆

因為莓嬸本人跟他經歷有點雷同,就是死渣男愛說謊又很快找到新歡,我只能聽這些諷刺前任的歌,越聽越過癮,歐買尬,一定要分享給你們啦!

我真的要給Olivia Rodrigo一萬個respect,分手後還能咒罵前任大賺一筆,版權、邀約賺不完,真的很崇拜,莓嬸本人不會寫歌,但等我找到把對前任的怨恨轉換成金錢的方式,真的會買下整個台北市,謝謝。(多討厭前任,真的沒在開玩笑🤪)

Olivia Rodrigo - drivers license

And I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one
And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone
Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me

對!在一起的時候都愛說得天長地久,只愛你一個,分手後就馬上找到馬騎,欸不是,是馬上找到新歡,去死🤗

Olivia Rodrigo - good 4 u

Well, good for you, I guess you moved on really easilyYou found a new girl and it only took a couple weeks. Remember when you said that you wanted to give me the world?

剛分手的時候還在那邊說什麼走不出來,過兩個禮拜就上傳摟著新歡的照片,真的不需要替前任擔心哈哈哈哈哈

走不出來這種鬼話真的參考用,例如我前任這種說謊慣犯,在一起的時候怎樣的承諾都可以說,但最後就是一陣風,什麼都沒有好嗎!你前任也這樣嗎?聽完這首歌真的會很有共鳴呢!

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歌詞裡的

Well, screw that, and screw you

真的是很適合搭配兩根中指送給前任!🤗

Olivia Rodrigo - deja vu

So when you gonna tell her. That we did that too?She thinks it's special. But it's all reused.That was our place, I found it first.I made the jokes you tell to her when she's with you

這首前陣子在Tiktok上很紅很洗腦

Deja vu真的諷刺到極致,看前任帶新歡到我們去過的那些地方約會,聽那些我告訴你的歌,你有沒有想到我?

”Hey Girl! 你就是在用我用過的二手貨,而且他超沒創意,還帶妳去那些我帶他去的地方約會!“

真的超嗆,這句Highlight裱匡起來

She thinks it's special. But it's all reused.

Olivia Rodrigo - happier

I hope you're happy, but not like how you were with me
I'm selfish, I know, I can't let you go
So find someone great but don't find no one better
I hope you're happy, but don't be happier

最後這首大力畫星星,要畫三次,還要馬上加入歌單,推到不行,每一句都能引起每根汗毛共鳴,毛細孔都打開感受那種!

這首歌的歌詞滿多滿幼稚的表達,「我希望你快樂,但你永遠不會比跟我在一起時還快樂!」但正是因為幼稚所以才貼近人心,有多少戀愛談得理智點好點滿?應該不是每段感情都可以成熟穩重,現實就是再怎麼成熟的人都有沒辦法平穩看待的事。

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這句真的就是在告訴前任,世界上就一個老娘,失去我就是你人生快樂股票暴跌的時候了🤗 一蹶不振,直接倒市崩盤,謝謝!

And do you tell her she's the most beautiful girl you've ever seen?An eternal love bullshit you know you'll never mean.Remember when I believed you meant it when you said it first to me?

對!我想我們都曾經真的相信前任說的鬼話,但他就是那個模板會同樣講給新歡聽,是不是很沒創意!🤗 前任那隻嘴應該被雷劈⚡️

But she's beautiful, she looks kind, she probably gives you butterflies.

這句也滿讓人有共鳴的,說實話我們真的不討厭你的新歡,是覺得你一臉再次陷入愛情的嘴臉很噁心🤮 想到我就想吐,真的很噁心,謝謝!以前覺得白馬王子的臉龐現在也只會覺得令人作嘔,吐不完🤢

ok,以上四首推薦給與渣男分手的你們啦!!!Olivia這整張專輯都滿耐人尋味的,罵前任罵好罵滿,另外還有一首traitor背叛者,也不錯,也可以聽聽,但因為上面四首特別經典,所以這首就沒寫進去文章裡囉!喜歡也可以去聽聽看唷!

若你還沒走出分手的痛的話,可以看看莓嬸的這篇文👇🏻但一樣先提醒你沒有心靈雞湯,只有很雞掰的話!個人文字風格🤗